There's One Born Every Minute

Hugh Herbert

Lemuel P. Twine / Abner Twine / Colonel Cladius Zebediah Twine

Peggy Moran

Helen Barbara Twine

Tom Brown

Jimmy Hanagan

Guy Kibbee

Lester Cadwalader, Sr.

Catherine Doucet

Minerva Twine

Edgar Kennedy

Mayor Moe Carson

Gus Schilling

Professor Asa Quisenberry

Elizabeth Taylor

Gloria Twine